Are baby sloths rowdy and rumbunctious?
Does anybody else find gagging as humorous as me?
Why is red?
Who's going to Grogblogging II?
Do I owe your blog a visit?
What are you up to?
How are you today?
What's on your mind?

My mobile phone is lost. I can't find it because it's on the 'silent' setting. Why? Oh, I don't know, maybe because I'm shithouse. Oh well, maybe with my next round of furious cleaning. If you want my home number, email me.

T & T - Negative on the 'kini shots. Not negotiable.

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Trivedi, you are not welcome in my blog. I don't appreciate my credibility being questioned when you don't bother to read a word I say. Yes, I am 20. Yes, I was married, now separated. Yes, I have a daughter, there are pictures of her on the left of my blog. I didn't realise there was an age-guideline I had to stick to for life experience. I just thought I was being hardcore emo.

I don't appreciate your snide and sarcastic attitude asking for permission to read my blog every time I mention that I have a new post. If you're going to keep asking, let me make it easy for you. My answer is no, stay out of my blog.

Of course, I can't control whether or not you visit, but rest assured your visits will be treated with hostility. And don't give me this 'I'm sorry' act -- it's bullshit and I'm not buying into this 'all women are goddesses' crap you pull on every female blogger that crosses your path. It's sleazy, predatory and tacky.

In short, go fuck yourself. And stay the hell out of my blog. Fuckwit.