Have you ever had a moment where you think, 'Wow. I am at the bottom rung of life. What in the bloody hell?!'

I just had that moment. With Waterworld.

I fucking hate Kevin Costner. One movie, approximately 130 minutes of my life, gone. I can't even begin to describe the confusion, frustration, and consequent fury that came and went in waves (ha!) while it was on. This movie was so hotdamned unbelievable, I would shit on its doorstep if movies had houses.

Just like Christmas? Maybe. If you were a bastard child so horrid that you didn't get a lump of coal for Christmas, you got a fossilised turd. Every year.

What's the worst movie you've ever seen? Why?

Are there any actors you just can't stand to watch? Why?



Happy Easter, children.
Did I mention that I hated Kevin Costner?