As a young (newly single and celibate) mother living vicariously through young friends having sex (lucky bastards), I am a big supporter of safe sex. Not only are you risking accidental pregnancy, but you are exposing yourself to the world of sexually transmitted disease. However, I found this article not only knee-bucklingly hilarious, but slightly more than awkward once I got to thinking...

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"For those who like a few tunes to get them in the mood, there are the new musical condoms. Fitted with a mini electronic device connected to tiny sensors, the condom produces songs which get louder as the sex becomes more passionate, while the choice of tune is determined by the position."

Right. If I were to use that fandangled safe sex add-on, I SERIOUSLY DOUBT that the song would get LOUDER. Would you sing along?! Would you...uh...move to the rhythm?! Tiny sensors?! Like little tentacles?! Electronic?!

People, if I could physically shrival inwards at the thought of all of that, I would.

Whatever works, huh? Oh well. Be safe, have fun. Just don't point when you laugh.