click picture to go to his blog
Once in a blue moon, you stumble across people online that you GET. People who make you laugh, who make you cry from laughing, people who make you spit coffee out of your nose, people who find the most bizarre hilaree that the Innernets could ever produce. I've met a handful of outstanding people who constantly make me laugh myself stupid, and this man is one of them.
Ladies (and gents), let me introduce you to Recon.
Recon is a 27yo hunk of spunk living in NYC. A crazy mix of Brazilian, Uruguayian (whoa, wtf?!), and some other stuff I forget, this 6'2" champion is 110% ACE.
He works in the music industry, and he is totally righteous in every way. When I am in desperate need of a funny, I can always count on Recon to give me that -- through his blog, I have laughed, I have cried, I have fondly reminisced, I have furiously reminisced, I have hit my head on my desk, I have been shocked, and I have shaken my head at the useless awesome crap he finds.
He is a great conversationalist, he's witty, intelligent, genuine, cute as a bug's ear, and an absolute gentleman. He's ambitious, driven, determined, and has a plan -- you've got to love that! I've spoken to him enough times to know that he is the real deal, just a really great guy.
You may be asking yourself, 'Hey, Self, why is BourbonBird pimping out her friend, Recon?'
That's a very good question, Self. Thanks for asking, you're definitely a thinker -- give yourself a pat on the back.
The answer to that is: BourbonBird thinks Recon is supermegaawesomeness, and she thinks it's an absolute crime for Recon to be a single man, when he is quite obviously ready for some proper lovin' from some very lucky lady.
I have taken it upon myself to officially look for THE PERFECT GIRLFRIEND for Recon. After much deliberation with his good friend and ex-housemate, Ken Yadig, and after much soul-searching, I have come up with an extensive list. I have since ASKED Recon for his permission to do all of this, and he has given me the thumbs up. Heh.
Here's what BourbonBird is looking for in a bird for Recon...
THE PERFECT GIRLFRIEND MUST:
(ok, so some/most of these are straight out of Recon's mouth, but I'm playing Quality Control)
- have a good sense of humour
- love surprises (giving and receiving)
- be good w/kids and animals
- be comfortable in their own skin
- be a decent conversationalist
- be partial to monkeys
- be open-minded
- be partial to robots
- be somewhat easy on the eye
- be quirky
- be able to take the piss out of themselves
- be independent (holistically)
- have a passion for something, anything
- like cola slurpees
- enjoy a drink
- enjoy good times
- like fire
- love steak (the more carnivorous, the better)
- be fun
- get around part of the time in her underpants
- not be hypersensitive
- love to laugh
- love life
- be mind-blowingly spectacular in bed
- expect the unexpected
I don't think anybody'll take me seriously, but if you are interested, click HERE.
Recon: I love ya, buddy. I am so dead-set, because you are THAT fucking ROCK. I will find her, and she will be supermegahappysuperduperuberfuntastic.
I am not in the running -- superhuge conflict of interest, and Recon's too much like me - it would be kindasorta inbred in an awesomescary way, hold the genetic overlay.
