Life has been so incredibly good to me over the last little while, and I've been such a selfish cunt about things that I forgot how good I actually have it, all things considering. It's taken me from the Innernets, which is good. I've been coming up dry with my creativity recently, so the break has been long overdue. I need to regroup and sort myself out.

So for the interim, here's a picture of me dryhumping Charlotte from our Biochem/Endocrinology department at work. She spends her shift covered in ovaries and smearing herself with other people's oestrogen. Remember her face, she might be strapping dynamite, bloody terrorist. JIHAD!


And here's her pissy attempt at whimsy.


I think I'm going to bring my camera to every shift. There's too many awesome things I need to show you all. Just check my album whenever you can be arsed, I'll add to it when I can be arsed.

Going back to the title, I have had a stellar week so far -- everything has just run so smoothly and I think tonight it all came together. My daughter, Charlotte, has been a supermegastar. I could not possibly love that little bird any more. I am so happy right now, I don't quite know how to deal with it! If I could shit nuggets of glee, I would. *grin*

Anyway... I will be back on the Intarnets when I fall off my cloud.

OH! Nailpolishblues' blowout this Friday, Dec 2. The Duke on Enmore -- be there. So far, she's been very secretive about revealing her identity, so just look for the loud Asian bird with metal and ink. I will be flanked by my bodyguards, Misha and Jerkface. They're not really my bodyguards, it just makes me feel and sound special. Let me have my moment, Christ.