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Meme tide you over 131005Yes, I'm still alive. I've half-written my next post, but Misha and Charlotte have both given me a bad case of bird-flu. Not only did I disgrace myself as a host by vomiting in my own home with guests, but I've spent the greater part of today heaving my guts out, blood included. Mmmmmm, tuberculicious. Oh, and for blatant TMI-ism, I'm poopy, too. Seriously though, I'm leaking from every orifice like a teenage boy in a whorehouse. Just out of illness -- not excitement.
As a break, here's a little meme I pinched from old mate Huggies: 1. Do you try to look hot when you go to the grocery store just in case someone recognizes you from your blog? Hahahahahaha, no. You will find me drooling at the feminine hygiene section, looking for douchebags and Vagisil. 2. Are the photos you post Photoshopped or otherwise altered? Other than cropped or resized, no. 3. Do you like it when creeps or dorks email you? I find it amusing, though it depends on the gravity and nature of the email. 4. Do you lie in your blog? Yes. I don't really eat babies or punch people in the cock. One day, though, one day... 5. Are you passive-aggressive in your blog? I don't know. You tell me. Then I'll fight you. Maybe. 6. Do you ever threaten to quit writing so people will tell you not to stop? Yes, privately. They're the times I go on bloggattical. Sometimes it just gets too much. 7. Are you in therapy? If not, should you be? If so, is it helping? No and probably. I'm surrounded by a group of people who care very much about me, and that's carrying me well so far. 8. Do you delete mean comments? Do you fake nice ones? I delete spammers and wankers. Yes on faking nice comments, but it's pretty obvious when I do. 9. Have you ever rubbed one out while reading a blog? How about after? What the shit? No. You fucking hag. 10. If your readers knew you in person, would they like you more or like you less? This is so LOL-some. If you can put up with reading me, then you're doing alright -- what you see is pretty much what you get, but with less cockpunch. Love me or hate me, I'm here for good. 11. Do you have a job? Yeah. 12. If someone offered you a decent salary to blog full-time without restrictions, would you do it? No. 13. Which blogger do you want to meet in real life? My favourite. 14. Which bloggers have you made out with? All of them! No, none. I suppose Jerkface, when we were still married. 15. Do you usually act like you have more money or less money than you really have? I don't normally act when it comes to money, since it's nobody's business but my own. ...less. 16. Does your family read your blog? Hahahahahahahahahahaha. No. 17. How old is your blog? I've been blogging for nearly a year and a half, but this one's been alive since March of this year. 18. Do you get more than 1000 page views per day? Do you care? Depends on what I write. And of course I care, otherwise I wouldn't have the counter there. Hey, as bloggers, we are admitting our narcissism. 19. Do you have another secret blog in which you write about being depressed, slutty, or a liar? Used to, but I couldn't be arsed keeping it. It was more an anonymous whingefest. 20. Have you ever given another blogger money for his/her writing? No, but I know of a few that should be paid for their words. 21. Do you report the money you earn from your blog on your taxes? No, because I don't earn from my blogging. 22. Is blogging narcissistic? Heh, I just said that. 23. Do you feel guilty when you don't post for a long time? Yes. That's why you're reading this right now. 24. Do you like John Mayer? Yes, yes I do. 25. Do you have enemies? Absolutely. 26. Are you lonely? Yes. 27. Why bother? I'll get stagnant if I don't. --- And 20 Questions, again thanks to Huggies: 1. Why/how did you choose your blogger name and what does it mean? I drink bourbon and in the context I use most often, 'bird' is slang for 'woman.' BourbonBird, it works. 2. On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest) how well does your blog represent who you actually are? Probably about an 8.5 -- like I said, I don't go eating babies or punching cocks/cunts for true. Yet. 3. How much about your life do you post in your blog? A lot. It's all I know, which'll probably get me in some hot water soon enough if I don't keep an eye on my Innernet voice. 4. Is there anything you refuse to post about? Religion and politics. 5. On a scale of 1-10 how interesting do you think your blog is to others? Hmmm... I'm an acquired taste, so probably a 3 for a noob. Maybe a 6 for regulars. I know my writing can get a bit tedious. 6. Has anyone ever started a blog because of you? Jerkface, One Word Letters, Nailpolishblues, and I'm unsure, but maybe even Misha -- at least from the old format where I met her to blogger. 7. What proportion of your posts are friends only? What? You're stupid, questionmaker. 8. What are your top five favorite of your interests? Observing everything around me when I'm doing my thing. Sex -- who doesn't think about it? Hilarious injury -- there's a difference, and I do have a heart. Beating myself up over silly shit I did years ago. Having a drink and a yarn with good company. 9. How often do you post in communities, and did you ever start your own? I used to be a big contributor with a forum, but the emphasis shifted from existential to political, and so I lost interest almost completely. I've tentatively rejoined just recently. No, I don't want to start a community. The powertrip would be too much -- I'd expect great things and be sorely disappointed. 10. How often do you respond to/comment on other people's blogs or journals? I try to visit people as often as I can, though I've seriously been busy and/or lacking motivation to stay at my computer for any amount of time. 11. Do you prefer to write in your blog or read others? Reading others. 12. Have you ever had something mean said to you or been stalked, harassed, or got into an argument on your blog? Yes. 13. Have you ever banned someone from your blog? Yes. 14. Who are your four favorite blog friends and why? There's too many to narrow down to four. I read about eight religiously. I don't know where No 15. went. 16. Why are you most likely to add someone to your friends list? Well after the 'BB, get the fuck off your arse and update your links, you fuckwit' cooling-off period, I'll add someone because they make me think or laugh out loud. 17. Do you automatically add friends to your blog if they add you first? Pretty much, but I've learned to wait and see if they visit/comment more than once. Some people are pretty gung-ho and link-happy. 18. What is the most likely reason you wouldn't add someone to your friends list? They've either disrespected or offended me in my own blog, they're boring or unfunny, or they're abrasive with general questions. 19. Does your "significant other" have a blog? :) 20. Have you ever wanted to really meet someone you've met through blogging? Yes. I've met a wonderful bunch of people thanks to blogging alone, and I look forward to meeting more of you when I can wrangle babysitting nights. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to curl into a ball and die. Whew, I'm as crook as dogs nuts. |